The once sorta-on-top-of-the-GOP-political-world vice-presidential candidate gave up trying to make her beloved state of Alaska interesting today, resigning from her post as governor. She probably realized that her constituents don’t appreciate her trapising across the nation, with baby Trigonometry or whatever in tow, complaining about a joke made about her whorebag daughters by a funny old man on the CSI network CBS.

It’s rumored she’ll be retreating to her Wasilla lair, feasting on seal blubber and Schlitz while planning her 2012 presidential campaign. C’mon, Sarah, you could have at least stayed in office to look like you are capable of doing something productive. I mean, if you were that bored, you could’ve done some Mad Libs at your desk or something.

Now that we’ve got all of this out of the way, let’s continue on with our 4th of July weekends!